Turn anything into gold
Yes, the secret to alchemy. I have figured it out. I can turn anything into gold. Every word that is. I bet for a moment there you were like "OMG O___O" or for the more realist types you were like "aham...sure...scams". But no need for that because this is just a figure of speech. I cannot turn freakin' stuff into gold because if I could do that I wouldn't be here writing, I would be somewhere buying my own island and building a castle. But I can turn words into gold and you can too. How? Simple. It has to come from the heart, from that never-ending flame of passion. Yeah, I use metaphors but I like them so there, live with it. And if you don't like reading this go online and google some silly stuff like "100 ways to get a woman to date you" or "funny YOLO videos", I don't know. Personally I like to read my posts. And that is what matters. If you are writing something just to please people and say what they want to hear...