Cory Kay Creations

I am so excited about Rukia's birthday. I don't even know how old she is for real but she's still one hot chick. I hope I will make an impression on her with my gift and hopefully she will invite me to test it out together.  This is what Renji was thinking to himself on the morning of Rukia's birthday. His daydreaming was interrupted by a very drunk Matsumoto Rangiku who came to visit Yoruichi. -Renjiiii-kuuun, lookin'good. Have you been working out? Human world treats you well I see. -OMG, woman. Were you in a fight with the bar? It's like 9:00 am and you are already drunk? Drunk Rangiku and Renji ( drawing is not actually my thing) -I'm a party girl, Renji. Don't judge me. I don't judge you for wearing those pink gay T-shirts. -You just did. -Oh, well...I have an excuse. I'm wasteeeed. Where is the lady of the hose? -She is still in bed. -I'll go wake her up. Need help with shopping for bras. -No, no. Don't go. ...

Spotted: Abarai Renji in the Mall at 10 A.M. in the morning on the 10 th of January, just a few days before Rukia’s birthday. He said he had a present for her in the bedroom but that didn’t make Rukia too happy. Why? Even if they started dating for a while she still wasn’t sure of her feelings for him. They were best friends and she didn’t want to ruin a perfect friendship. Renji argued that being in a relationship wouldn’t change anything. He said “Hey, Rukia, haven’t you seen the movie Friends with benefits ?” and she responded to that with a good slap in the face. So now Renji really needed to make an impression with the present. Man, should I buy her a ring? Ask her to marry me? That would be awesome. But wait…I am not ready for commitment. I don’t even have my own place. Urahara would kill me. A stuffed animal would be nice…Rukia likes bunnies. But she’s not 5, she is a grown woman. Lingerie? She’ll say I’m a perv and slap me again in the face. Should I ask Byakuya for adv...