Bleached! Episode 4. That's what I was hoping

I am so excited about Rukia's birthday. I don't even know how old she is for real but she's still one hot chick. I hope I will make an impression on her with my gift and hopefully she will invite me to test it out together. 

This is what Renji was thinking to himself on the morning of Rukia's birthday. His daydreaming was interrupted by a very drunk Matsumoto Rangiku who came to visit Yoruichi.

-Renjiiii-kuuun, lookin'good. Have you been working out? Human world treats you well I see.

-OMG, woman. Were you in a fight with the bar? It's like 9:00 am and you are already drunk?

Drunk Rangiku and Renji ( drawing is not actually my thing)

-I'm a party girl, Renji. Don't judge me. I don't judge you for wearing those pink gay T-shirts.

-You just did.

-Oh, well...I have an excuse. I'm wasteeeed. Where is the lady of the hose?

-She is still in bed.

-I'll go wake her up. Need help with shopping for bras.

-No, no. Don't go. She is not in her bed.

-You just said she is still in bed.

-Yeah, in Urahara's bed.

-Aaaaaaa... she's a bad kitty.

-Tell me about it. She "meows" all night. I can barely get some sleep.

-You're just jealous that you're all alone. And I know how it is. Since Gin left me, I have been so depressed.

-Seems like you found another "gin" to comfort you.

-Oh, Renji. I miss him so much, you know? He was like the perfect guy for me. I don't want anyone else. How about you? How are things with Rukia? She still has you in the friend-zone?

-Not for long, I hope. I bought her a gift that she will absolutely love.

-A diamond ring?

-No, even better. A mattress.

-Hahahahaha. You are so funny...no, really...what did you get her?

-A mattress...

-Oh, so you did, huh? Well, if the both of you get to test it out that sounds good.

-That's what I'm hoping.



Will Renji get the girl of his dreams with the help of his wonder mattress? Find out in the next episode of Bleached! ( fan-fiction for the anime Bleach, one of the best out there)